35 Memes That Beg to See the Light of Day

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    the effexorcist @kahtrinuh The three genders What is your gender? Please select one. Male Female I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle 6:49 PM - 2021-07-22 Twitter Web App 1,662 Retweets 52 Quote Tweets 19.5K Likes
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    stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ Sliced bread has had it's time, let's start saying the best thing since skip intro 12:59 AM 2021-07-26 Twitter for iPhone 180 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 1,592 Likes
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    muppetmolly Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants? The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts - Enchantress: Citytv
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    not brendan @crocodilethumbs JJ Hey there Delilah... a thousand miles seems pretty far but they've got planes and trains and cars √ Guy That Just Waked 500 Miles and 500 More: they have what 3:30 am 16 Dec. 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    I shouted at my kitty today for being naughty. 5 mins later I find my other kitty comforting her and glaring at me
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    WHY CAN'T IT NAB??? Treasure Nabber Creature-Goblin Rogue Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn. The Law of Ginesies Backsies is respected by every noble pursuer of shiny things 3/2 TREASURE Token Artifact-Treasure e, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
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    You stuck up, half witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder! Hey lady! You call him Doctor Jones!
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    mel @thecolorsage english is so stupid bc do u mean blond is for men blonde is for women 11:05 PM 2021-05-07 Twitter for iPhone 3,885 Retweets 2,186 Quote Tweets 61.5K Likes
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    MTG MTG MAGIC The Gathering DECKMASTER
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    "Capitalism? More like crapitalism. Am I right, ladies?" ~Karl Marx probably 示
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    *Stands up really fast* My entire body: 00 A # . © * ABS
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    a bass guitar?? PERRY THE BASS GUITAR?!
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    Rob N Roll @thegallowboob Scientists recently discovered that rats love driving tiny cars, even when they don't get treats. When put in mazes adapted to tiny cars, the rats just enjoyed cruising around. RICHMOND
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    I'M NOT QUALIFIED TO DIAGNOSE YOU BUT I DO HAVE SOME THEORIES.
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    トイレをきれいに使って頂きありがとう ございます。 Please urinate with precision and elegance.
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    troubled genius @daveloach2 American sports fans: De-fense! De- fense! British sports fans: All right lads, I've just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy's Clair de Lune about an opposing player's drunk driving charge, I'll count us off:
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    In the inaugural heat on June 4, 1950, driver Vittie Cothron was running third on the last lap when his carburetor linkage fell off. Vittie reached through the windshield and held the carburetor open with one hand, steered with the other and finished third.
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    BradtheCurator @BradtheCurator They're currently excavating the largest known dinosaur tibia to date. Apparently it's a real... shindig. 7:44 AM 13 Jul 21 Twitter for Android • . 36 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 257 Likes
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    do you want gandalf mikeycomicsine comicsinc keycom skidaddle skidoodle your staff is a noodle ew gross pasketti mikeycomic
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    When Your German Friend Has Pants So you have hosen...
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    I want to show you something. A scientist who turned himself into a pickle made with mematic
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    You used plastic bags to fix my ship? It's a tarp!
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    B Who are you? @NonMasterSkywalker 8 I'm Rey Rey who? Tusken Reyder
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    i hope our names are touching on the watch list **
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    K Following Russian Ship Moskva @MoskvaShip Russian Cruiser Ship Moskva Pronouns: Was / Were The Black Sea Floor Batallion Joined April 2022 2 Following 2 Followers Not followed by anyone you're following
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    Wife: Don't tell me any trivia while we watch LOTR. Me:
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    Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers to retain more body heat, so basically the oily bird gets the warm
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    troystru @troystru back in my day, "buttlicker" was a top shelf, break in case of emergency, schoolyard insult. nowadays it is a selectable option on most dating sites. • 6:34 PM 23 Apr 18
    via @troystru
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    When your mate Dan goes vegan The closer we are to dan are from ha m. the farther we
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    Nothing hurts more than ordering a cocktail you haven't had before and it tastes like pure
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    her: i bet he's thinking of other women him: Why do they always transfer Michael Myers From the hospital on Halloween eve?
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    B Jon Crowder @stormbeard Oh Edinburgh. I wish you'd asked literally anyone about this before launching the campaign. Look out for the tram-pedo 1x Trams EDINBURGH TRAM EQUALS THE WEIGHT OF 9x AFRICAN ELEPHANTS A
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    and you could have it all my empire of
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    When you spy your patient doing something you specifically told them not to do boredpanda.com
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    And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs AaAAaaaAaaahhhggg!!!
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